Being a member of the FOGH means that;
- You have a deep and passionate affection for the hobby of "playing with toy soldiers".
- Take immense pleasure from beautifully presented miniature figurines and exquisitely sculptured model terrain.
- Spent their youth reading Victor, Warlord, and other such colourful publications.
- Could build an Airfix model kit before they were in long trousers.
- Talk about it far more than they actually do it (toy soldiering, of course).
- Agree with that you get +1 for being British.
- Believes in; He who dies with the most lead wins.
- And under no circumstances be a nob.